This Is the Way the World Burns Down: Spirograph... →
markittenfreecat: ochtendgloren: crowrystmas: lobotomypop: Ok. For those of you unfamiliar with origami diagrams, dash-dash-dash lines mean valley fold (points away from you) and dash-dot-dash lines mean mountain fold (points towards you). For me, dot-dot-dot lines mean…
The Great Fandom War
synnesai: mastersfavorite: awkwaben: juggadouche: shubbabang: http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054 I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys Welcome to Homestuck y’all Oh, my god. HOLY FUCKING CRAP wow that is very accurate it’s kinda scary
Signless and Psiioniic should be bffs forever and...
grapeandstrawberryjam: pyrotechnicstars: friendleaderp: derpderpmotherfuckers: psiifloor: So this idea popped into my head and then my internet died so I made it happen. Enjoy. IT’S PERFECT YES GOOD FOREVER ALYSSA *screams* cUTE aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *collapses*
Swimming during summer
other people: Me: Need a laugh? Click here!
kingcheddarxvii: pancakestein: I totally didn’t react that way Look at Pcakes telling SUCH LIES
first half of my life i wanted to be a guy
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
emifail: gangbanglerfish: cyanidecupcakes: I can only imagine this is how Hussie felt like. Someone take photoshop away from me. crying help
darkteabiscuit: halibear22: SHERLOCK!